Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
