Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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