NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My ATM looks so different sober.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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