I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I love you. Go after that dick
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
