What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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