I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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