another moral hangover. fuck.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
50% drunk capacity currently
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
