so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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