great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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