Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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