I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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