I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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