I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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