North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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