I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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