haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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