I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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