I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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