Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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