On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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