i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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