i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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