Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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