remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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