Where did you get a picture of my penis
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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