I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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