What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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