stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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