now i know why i became what i already was.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Randomize
