No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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