you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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