she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
my nose is crying tears of wow.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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