quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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