Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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