no. you can't hotbox the world.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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