imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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