Whod you bang
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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