Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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