can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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