i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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