i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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