Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Holy shit dude........stairs
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