He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize