Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Boobs speak an international language.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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