How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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