This girl is more easily done than said...
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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