Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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