I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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