bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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