How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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