How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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