If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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