and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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